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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 00:50
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
NASA’s Chandra Sees Surprisingly Strong Black Hole Jet at Cosmic “Noon” - NASA (.gov)
Minds and Behinds
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Junk Food Alert: Our Bodies Treat Ultra-Processed Foods Like Foreign Invaders! - Glass Almanac
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
iOS 26 beta 2 adds brand new iPhone ringtone, listen here - 9to5Mac
No, not a chance
Still no good
So they tried
NASCAR Saturday schedule at Pocono Raceway - NBC Sports
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
Don’t Miss This Rare Chance to See the Milky Way’s Glowing Core - SciTechDaily
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why do people with trauma easily recognize other people with trauma through eye contact?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
Thumbs down again.